BUZZURRO

In this day and age of divorce, I have compiled a list of phrases that will keep the love alive. Maybe.

1. I don’t think you really fit the terrorist profile dear.
2. You don’t smell that bad honey.
3. You should take a shower now.
4. Honey, you are not a jerk.
5. You look OK with short hair.
6. You are not as fat as a pregnant whale.
7. You aren’t that stupid.
8. It’s your birthday? Cheer up. You don’t look that old.
9. Maybe you should go back to sleep.

   And finally,

10. Honey, I love you even though you are fat.

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