Archive for December, 2005

The Kyoto Protocol: Look Who’s Talking

Tuesday, December 27th, 2005 -- J. Doe

When President Bush of the United States decided not to sign the Kyoto Accords he was largely villified, especially in the European press, but as it turns out, only one of the 15 nations of the European Union (UK) is actually meeting the reduction standards.

Here is an interesting article;

EU states that berated Bush on Kyoto fail to hit emissions targets

MANY of the European nations responsible for coercing the United States to remain committed to combating climate change are named and shamed today as major polluters of the environment.
A remarkable report has discovered Britain stands almost alone among 15 EU nations in making strides towards honouring Kyoto commitments to cut greenhouse gases.
The London-based think-tank, the Institute for Public Policy Research (IPPR), has found that ten of the 15 European Union signatories to the Kyoto Protocol will miss their targets by 2010 without urgent action.
The worst offenders are Spain, Portugal, Ireland and Italy, each up to 20 per cent off target. Only Britain, Sweden and France are remotely on target.
The poorly performing nations are among the many who have criticised the US and President George Bush - who early in his presidency declared Kyoto “dead” - for refusing to sign up to the agreement because of fears it would limit economic growth.
However, earlier this month - after fierce negotiations at a United Nations conference in Montreal, Canada - the US did agree to a “non-binding dialogue to respond to climate change”, aimed at setting new mandatory limits on greenhouse gas emissions after 2012, when the existing pact known as the Kyoto Protocol expires.

You know what they say about people who live in glass houses, they shouldn’t throw stones.
You can read the rest of the article here>>.

I Speak Italish

Monday, December 26th, 2005 -- J. Doe

Today I looked in my notes and found my recipe for Merluzzo (a type of white fish) Mediterraneo.
Ingredienti:

  • 400 gram pomodori in scatola o fresh tomatoes
  • aglio-cut up
  • sugo pomodoro
  • black olives
  • capperi
  • salt

Put pomodori in scatola, l’aglio, one Tbsp of sugo pomodoro, capperi, olivi black, and sale in a pot. Cook and stir ogni tanto.
Put fish in a big padella. Cover con 150 ml white wine, put on some spices, abbassare la fiamma and cook (boil) per 10 minuti.
Poi, put pomodori mixture on fish. Cook 1 -2 minuti in piu’.

Does anybody notice a problem with this recipe ? I didn’t when I first wrote it, but now I do. It is written half in English, half in Italian.
I read once in a review for a book about bilingual children that is is normal if the child speaks in both languages at the same time for a period of time, but what about when the child is a middle aged woman ? What then ?
Am I normal ? Wierd ? Destined to never speak Italian fluently ? Destined to speak and think only in English for my entire life ?
Feeling troubled I ran over to my PC and did a quick Internet search. As it turns out, I am completely normal (at least speech-wise.)
I am just using code-switching. According to Wikipedia, code-switching is a term in linguistics referring to alternation between two or more languages, dialects, or language registers in the course of discourse between people who have more than one language in common. Sometimes the switch lasts only for a few sentences, or even for a single phrase. The switch is commonly made according to the subject of discourse, but may be for a variety of other reasons such as the mood of the speaker (for example, a person might swear only in French).
Code-switching often occurs in bilingual communities or families.
You can read the rest of the article here.
What a relief !
So, ciao and have a nice giornata.

Happy Hanukkah from Buzzurro and J.Doe

Sunday, December 25th, 2005 -- J. Doe

The top ten reasons why everyone should celebrate Hanukkah:

  • 10. No big, fat guy getting stuck in your chimney
  • 9. Cleaning wax off your menorah is slightly easier than dismantling an 8-foot tall fir tree
  • 8. Compare: chocolate gelt (coins) vs. fruitcake
  • 7. No brutal let-down when you discover that Santa Claus isn’t real
  • 6. No need to clean up big piles of reindeer poop off your roof
  • 5. No roof damage from reindeer
  • 4. Fun waxy buildup on the menorah
  • 3. You won’t see, “You’re a Putz, Charlie Brown.”
  • 2. No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards.

And the Number One reason why everyone should celebrate Hanukkah is:
None of that Naughty-Nice Stuff. EVERYONE GETS LOOT !!!

Shamelessly stolen from Humor Matters.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and Happy New Year from J.Doe and Buzzurro !

Saturday, December 24th, 2005 -- Buzzurro


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