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Thoughts About High Schoolers

Sunday, December 3rd, 2006 -- J. Doe

Today I woke up to find a chill in the air, and ice and snow on the ground.
What’s a person supposed to do for a relaxing sport in this type of weather ? Obvious: Go swimming !

Today I went to a pool (indoor). After a few minutes a team of highschoolers came to the pool.
The school had rented out a few lanes for a practice, or a class or something of that nature. Most of the students involved wore bathing suits, but one girl, maybe 15 years old, wore a black bra with a white t-shirt over it and tiny, mostly black shorts. I thought to myself “She looks like a puttana (whore) in the making!” and continued my swim.
Later on while in the locker room, little Miss Puttana (whore) entered with a friend. She turned to her friend and cried out “Oooh, I hate a wet bra!!” Her friend replied “Do you have another?” whereupon little miss Puttana (whore) cried “No !”

After hearing this conversation I evilly thought to myself of a better response to little miss Puttana (whore)’s dilemma. ” Well, what did you THINK would happen if you wear your bra in a swimming pool for 30 minutes !? Obviously it would get wet, you idiot !”

Do they not teach people how to think in high school ?

2 Responses to “Thoughts About High Schoolers”

  1. tracieb {22 comments}

    maybe she just forgot her swimsuit…:)

  2. Buzzurro {159 comments}

    Next time she might swim in topless. :D

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